Sure thing. But along with loosing the ability to feel pain you loose the ability to feel anything else as well.

I wish for perfection.

(This is quite difficult to me. You guys seem to know what to say while I'm here just thinking what to say next)

You wish for perfection? Granted but what? It's barely perfect? It's not your kind of perfect? It's a pigs way of perfection? (I have no idea)

I wish Mats didn't live so far away.

Sure, he moves closer and then your school starts to give you 5 times as much homework.... so you don't get to see him at all.

I wish that life wasn't so short.

Dude that sucks >.>

okay life in general isn't short, just your life is short.

I wish for more snow days.

Sure, then you get a blizzard, Which snows you in so you starve.

I wish that the old lady at work was not so cranky.

Okay she's no longer crank... but she's..lustful...for you. xD

I wish there was no school tomorrow

While that'd be creepy, I think I'd prefer it to her ripping my head off when I am actually in charge of the dept.


I wish that I wasn't so hungry.

Lol
Granted, but then someone brings your favorite food in (and you can't eat it cause your not hungry)

I wish I had food.

I'm never not able to eat, Gem complains that I'm always eating, and apparently she has only found one food I'm not fond of, but I'll still eat them burger rings....

Granted but its gone off.

I wish that I had a day off soon.

Burger rings?

You'll have many days off cause you're fired!

I wish this creep would stop texting me already:/

Granted but then he starts Calling you nonstop.

I wish that Halo 2 would work on win xp.

Oh that's creepier

It does, but right when you think you'll finally play it, it freezes.

I wish I had chocolate

Granted but then you eat a lot of it and get fat.

I wish I could understand why people are stupid sometimes.

You do but then you, understanding why people are stupid, get stupid!

I wish that I had a wish...

Granted, but then you forget what the wish was.

I wish that my mate would come into town soonish.

Your mate does but then you leave...

I wish everything will be okay in Beebe...

Granted, but then the world implodes.

I wish I had a M4A1

Granted but then it jams..or breaks...whichever one is worse ;P

I wish I could get a red 2013 coupe ford mustang v6. (at least I think that's how you spell it and what its called)

Granted but then you throw a leg out of bed in the first 5,000 kms.

I wish that I didn't have to pay for a certification to modify my vehicle.

Eh? Granted but uh...you have to pay other useless things... Like...window...insurance?

I wish I was sleepy

Sure. You're sleepy. But you know that if you sleep, you will never wake up.

I wish I had the power to raise the sun, and the moon and to create stars.

Granted, but it you use your powers you will burn up!

I wish I wasn't so sleepy >.>

Sure. You'll never sleep again... forever.

I wish I was really good at German.

Granted. You are now a German in the year 1933, who is Jewish.

I wish for Immortality.

Sure thing. But you, and only you in the entire world. You'll watch all your loved ones die, all you cared for and ever met. And you will live past the destruction of earth and the heath death of the universe. Loneliness be your only companion.

I wish for the power to rule the world.