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PostSubject: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:07 pm

Okay, tis simple. You attack the NU (Next user), or the Nest Opposing User (NOU) if you're on a team. Many of you will recognize this from IF. If so, just skip this and just attacking. For those NOT from IF, listen closely.

The objective of the game is to attack the Nu or NOU as explained above. But you can't use weapons like swords, bows, arrows, guns, anything like that. But you can use objects. Like microwaves. Cliffs. You can't have superpowers, you can't have pawns with super powers- explain the ability in a way that it's not a super power, like breeding a wolf with a emu to get a winged wolf. If you die or get damaged or get stuck or just feel like it, you respawn, good as new. Got it? Go!

Hurls a 60in muskellunge (A very mean, very toothy, northern fish that has a tan color and can grow up to 8 feet long) at NU.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:11 pm

Dodges before trying to push NU off the White cliffs of Dover.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:23 pm

Pulls parachute and throws a medium sized secretary at NU.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:12 pm

Watches Secretary fly past me and hit NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:23 pm

Steps aside and throws a random glove at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:26 pm

A glove.. Made of cookies? I love it!

*munch*

In thanks, I make it rain cookies. And cake. And pizza.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:53 pm

Comes up behind PS silently and kerthunks her over the head with a bit of 4x2. KOed
Throws 4x2 at NU

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:22 pm

gets up and catches the 4x2 and lobs it at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:16 pm

Ducks and throws a maths set at NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:54 am

blinks before moving out of the way and throwing a randomy cuddly toy at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:56 am

Catches and then finds out to late that it had a timed bomb so I blow up.

Regenerate, throws bits of my dead body at NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:01 am

puts a zombie in the way of the body parts before unleashing it at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:24 am

Grabs machete and cuts up the Zombie.
Throws cut up Zombie at NU, hitting NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:01 am

stands back up before lobbing an oak tree at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:02 am

Grabs Oak tree and hags onto it before bringing it down on NU's head.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:10 pm

What strength! Thing with big objects is that you have time to avoid them.

Avoids the oak tree and hurls a roll of toilet paper in the NU's mouth, causing him/her to choke.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:56 pm

whats being stuffed in my mouth Starts choking finely gets it out TOILET PAPER
You guys are being annoying
hurls a roll of toilet paper in sinitars mouth, causing him to choke.
Sees LH with the Oak tree and grabs a hammer and hits him and throws him off the White cliffs of Dover
then sees LD and ties his hands and his feet then throws him off the White cliffs of Dover as well
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:00 pm

Flies off the cliffs of Dover.
Tries to catch rock, survives 60 foot fall onto sharp rocks.
Gets up sticks a jetpack on and flies back up catches SF on the way up and biffs her off the cliff.
Throws shrapnel at NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:40 pm

it was a good thing that i tied a rope around me and tree isn't it.
climbs back up and does a back flip and lands on LH grabs his jetpack of him
and unties myself from the tree and runs away from him.
sees a sledgehammer and puts down the jetpack and grabs the sledgehammer and smashes the jetpack then throws the sledgehammer at NU
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:05 pm

its a good thing I broke that rope with my hands when I threw you over the cliff isn't it?
Also what happened to the shrapnel?

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Sun May 30, 2010 6:10 pm

attacks all nus with by exploding soda cans by shaking them and throwing.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:34 pm

Throws a rabid monkey at NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:58 pm

Dodges Monkey, Punches NU.

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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:02 pm

Hey OWww!!!!!
smashes champagne bottle over SBFs head for the punch I recieved then do a flipping Kung Fu Kick making contact with SBF then Rain and then punch Nou.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random War   Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:05 pm

Champagne bottle was plastic so did not hurt, Flips outta the way so TBF makes only minimal contact, Dodges punch, flips over TBF to land behind him and then I PUNCH the back of his head, KO'ed

Kick's NU

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